Ethnic Jokes From Former Yugoslavia - Part One: Slovenians
Slovenians were always considered as hard-working, but also selfish people; Slovenia was always the most western orientated and developed republic inside Yugoslavia.Croats were considered as nationalistic, but quite developed nation.Bosnians were always treated as the stupidest people in the country and there are tons of jokes about that.Serbians were always the best for so called important state jobs - police, customs, army and similar, so there are jokes about that.People from Montenegro are legendary for their lazyness and you'll surely read about them.Then there were Macedonians, ethnic Albanians and Hungarians also in the state, but I'm not aware about many jokes about them.
Four people sit in a compartment on the train.The first one is really hot blonde, then there is a nun, a Croatian and a guy from Slovenia.Train drives into the tunnel and compartment becomes totally dark.All of a sudden huge slap is heard.Train comes out of a tunnel and Slovenian guy holds his face and has confusing expression on his face.
Nun thinks: This infantry certainly touched blonde, so he got what's right!
Blonde thinks: I'm pretty sure that this guy wanted to touch me, but he failed and unfortunatelly touched a nun, so she slapped him.
Slovenian guy: I'm one hundred percent sure that this red neck Croatian was touching one of those two (blonde or nun) and I got slapped.
And finally here are Croatian's thoughts: Dear God, please give us another tunnel, so I slap another big one to this arrogant Slovenian.