Ethnic Jokes From Former Yugoslavia - Part Five: Montenegrins
Montenegro being the smallest former republic - now independent state - of Yugoslavia is known for their legendary lazy people.In Montenegro, there is not much to see: a lot of rocks, steep slopes and part of the Adriatic coast.There's extraordinary heat for most of the year, so I guess this is probably one of the most important reasons for the Montenegrin laziness.Below are actually ten unofficial commandments of Montenegro, not any joke, but they are worth reading:
Nr.1: A man is born tired and lives entire life in a desperate try to rest.
Nr.2: One shall love his bed as himself
Nr.3: Rest during the day, so you can sleep at night
Nr.4: Do not work under any circumstances - work kills!!!
Nr.5: If you see someone resting, help him immediately!
Nr.6: If you must work - work as little as possible.If there's any chance, always give your work to another person.
Nr.7: Salvation comes in the shade, nobody died yet of resting
Nr.8: Work brings all sorts of diseases; make sure you do not die young
Nr.9: If you, out of the blue, feel the need to work - sit down, it will pass in a moment
Nr.10: If you see people eat and drink - move closer.And if you see them working, make some space, so you don't interrupt
Get the feeling of how is it to be Montenegrin? Following articles and jokes about them will surely reflect on this ten unofficial comamndments.
Joke Nr.2: Q: How do Montenegrins construct their highways? A: They build it for a single mile and they put there a sign "etc". Learn more about former Yugoslavia and read some more ethnic jokes from former Yugoslavia by clicking on the link.